play-the-game:

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can we trade bodies?

you wonder why your girlfriends hate me…

I mean you’ve only cheated on atleast three if them with me in the past ten months. I don’t get it either… and you wonder why I won’t date you, I know the real you.

sorry d, i’m done trying to please you and keep you around. you let me know when you’re interested because i’m not anymore.
imprecise:

(by zachary roberts-kendall)